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Yes, I know I'm having a (relatively for me) LJ posting glut at the moment. No, I haven't any clue why.

I recently received an email with this as the subject line: "Hottest sluts admit, that larger dicks taste much better..."

Now, there's a lot of things bad about this. The factual inaccuracy, the annoyingness of spam, the underlying misogyny, and so on and so forth. But what really, really annoys me about this more than anything else is the atrocious grammar. No, spammer, even if I wanted to buy something for penis enlarging, there is absolutely no way I would ever consider buying from someone who so hideously abuses the poor, humble comma.

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Bad spammer, no cookie.
Mm, grammar. Tastes like chocolate.

...my boyfriend is trying to convince me to make out with him. I am reading LJ instead. Sigh. I am so addicted to this site.
How's life?

"Hottest pedants admit that better grammar tastes much better..."?

Is that a dangling clause in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

That's quite the dangling modifier you've got. Care to split my infinitive?

There must be a collection of these from the same spammer, because I just deleted "Women love tasting cum, from big dicks." I was wondering if maybe they were trying to use a dash for suspense or perhaps snark, but hit the wrong key.

I actually misread it as lager first time around, and had to reread it to figure out why you thought it might be wrong.

Amen. Commas need to be loved.

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