delirium happy

Just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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Time passes
delirium happy
rho
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear...

I'm now 22.

woo, birthday spankings for rho! :D

happy birthday!

Oooh! A spanking? *perks*

Happy Birthday, rho! *smooches*

happy birthday, o old and decript one ;)

Like the icon, btw

Happy birthday, youngster!

HAPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAY!

MWHAHAH! You can't get me now! I used it on a talkread page! you can't control my stars!

wait. s2 might change that.

Betcha can't wait, huh?

Happy birthday, rho :)

Damnit! I actually went to the comments page, so I saw the stars. :(

happy another year getting older ;)

now don't let anyone tell you your over the hill because if you are then where are a few of my friends?

Happy happy birthday, rho!

A surprise birthday party took place earlier this month at which one of my housemates was serenaded with that very song. (I had to run to make it to the meal hall, and was very irritated that I missed all the fun.)

now we're the same age! for a whole 2 months. well, no. for a whole month and a half. woot!

and now it's time for a cheery traditional SCA folk song

The Viking Birthday Dirge, to the tune of the Volga Boatmen:

Happy Birthday! *thud!* Happy Birthday! *thud!*
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! *thud!* Happy Birthday! *thud!*

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
Happy Birthday! *thud!* Happy Birthday! *thud!*

May the children in the street
Be your barbequeing meat
Happy Birthday! *thud!* Happy Birthday! *thud!*

This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
Happy Birthday! *thud!* Happy Birthday! *thud!*

May your deeds with sheep and yaks
Equal those with sword and axe
Happy Birthday! *thud!* Happy Birthday! *thud!*

Re: and now it's time for a cheery traditional SCA folk song

(Anonymous)
Arg! I've forgotten the tune!

I remember we used to affectionately call it the song of the vulgar boatmen though.
lc.

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Happy birthday, rho!

I woke up this morning, saw your birthday in my calendar, and wondered whether I'd be one of the first to say happy birthday... but I hadn't counted on your sleep patterns and the many Leftpondians :)

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