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delirium happy
All the cool kids are doing it, so I figured I would as well. Because I'm just that much of a sheep, y'know?

It works as follows: those of you wish fannish leanings or tendencies choose a fandom and, if desired, a pairing, or a plot point, and then I write you a ficlet (probably about 500 words, plus or minus) to your specifications. The first caveat is that I'm not actually a particularly good writer. The second caveat is that I won't do real person slash (unless I get explicit consent from the people involved). The third and final caveat is that I have to be at least somewhat familiar with the source material. So here's a list of some stuff I'm familiar with:

Harry Potter
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Star Trek TNG, DS9 and V
Red Dwarf
The Simpsons
His Dark Materials
The Sword of Truth
Stargate SG1
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Star Wars

And that is by no means a comprehensive list, just a few ideas I had off the top of my head. Go with something there, or ask for something else, and if I don't know it then I'll say so.

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Spike and Angelus. Come on, I dare you.

Are you accepting crossover requests? If so, Lisa Simpson goes to Hogwarts (yeah, yeah, so she's perpetually 8...we'll pretend she aged).

Otherwise, just plain Harry Potter. I grant explicit permission for you to slash me with any of the characters, but uh...that would be another type of crossover, wouldn't it? So if both the previous options sound unappealing, Hermione/Dumbledore. As naughty or as nice as you like.

No, I can't just pick one request...ask Rah!

Lisa goes to Hogwarts

Lisa Simpson reached up to knock on the door, but before she could do so, a voice came through from the other side. "Please, do come in."

She opened the door, and saw the kindly face of Albus Dumbledore beckoning her to sit down. "Ah, Lisa, you wanted to see me?"

"Yes sir", she said, taking her seat. "I just don't believe that I'm really a witch."

"Oh. Oh I see. Well, I can assure you that this is one of the finest schools of witchcraft and wizardry in the world. You wouldn't be here if you weren't quite, quite magical."

"It's not that though, sir. I don't believe in magic at all. Junior Sceptic magazine says that the probability of magic actually existing is one-hundred-and-twenty-million to one."

"It would appear we have a problem then", said Dumbledore, looking down at her over his glasses, "because Junior Sceptic magazine is wrong. How else do you account for all that you've seen here?"

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Lisa quoted in a self satisfied rush.

"So the moving stairs..."

"Could be powered by cogs and gears"

"...and the sorting hat..."

"Could have a small loud speaker implanted in the fabric!"

"...and the ceiling in the great hall?"

"Well it's very impressive, but I was thinking that you could do it if you had some light sensors on the roof and then a big LCD on the ceiling."

Much to Lisa's surprise, Dumbledore just smiled and nodded. "It always amazes me, Lisa, that we don't get more people who ask these questions. People are so willing to forget everything they once believed in. Why, I remember your dad took to magic in no time."


"Oh yes. Your father is a wizard, and a good one at that. How else do you think he has so many strange things happen to him?"

"Well, I..." For the first time in the conversation Lisa sounded unsure of herself. "You mean..."

"I do. And I'm sure you must have noticed strange things happening to you too. People acting oddly around you. That sort of thing?"

"But surely there must be some other explanation! There was this angel once, and..."

"And then there's time. You must have noticed that. How old are you, Lisa?"

"I'm eight."

"And how long have you been eight?"

"For over ten y...oh. I see..." she trailed off.

Dumbledore smiled again. "I think it's time you headed back to your common room, don't you?"

I have a request, for something you haven't listed.
It's a web comic. It's all online, so you can get familiarised if you want to.
Absurd Notions - http://www.absurdnotions.org

I'd really like a Jay(the artist) and Warren (the sysadmin) pairing.

Yours in sick bunnyhood


Feel free to not do it if you don't feel like it.

Arnold J Rimmer (after he got the hard-light chip)/Seven of Nine.

No idea where that came from, but hey - least they're both in Space or somesuch (And we'll ignore the 3 million years bit, okay?)

Hmm, what about Otto/Dr. Frank N. Furter? Or Rimmer/Cat? Whichever strikes your fancy. :-D

Jean-Luc Pikachu?
I got the idea off the manga artist Toshihiro Ono...

Anything with Luna Lovegood in :-).

rho, I added you to my friends list. I've wanted to do it for a while, and now it has been done. By me, no less. I just thought I should make you aware.

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