delirium happy

Just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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No. Really.
delirium happy
rho
Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.

I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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(yes, it amused me. Especially because it's all true! And besides, I have nothing else to write about)

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Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

You're beautiful.
I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

It's MEEEE!

ha. by the third one i knew it couldn't be really you.

You are soooo beautiful, it makes my skin hurt.... or maybe that's crawl?

Happy post-AF Day, Rho.

I got out of bed just before breakfast ...
*beeep* I'm afraid that's not the correct answer. Thank you for playing.

ok i thought the fourth paragraph was true even though the rest was....mmmmmmmmmm baaaaaa

You're beautiful. (and it amuses me too. :D)

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