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I rpobably ought to cut this, but I don't feel like it.

Poll #280695 Utter pointlessness

Choose one

Raven
22(28.9%)
Penguin
29(38.2%)
Archaeopteryx
20(26.3%)
Dodo
5(6.6%)

Choose one

Shave your head
10(13.2%)
Get a mohawk
7(9.2%)
Dye your hair pink
34(44.7%)
Walk into a hairdresser's and say "do whatever you want with it, but make it shocking"
25(32.9%)

Choose one

Boys
19(25.0%)
Girls
27(35.5%)
Androgynes
25(32.9%)
Leeches
5(6.6%)

Choose one

Sea shells
34(45.3%)
Pickled pepper
11(14.7%)
Pheasant plucking
11(14.7%)
Red lorries
19(25.3%)

Choose one

New York City
24(32.0%)
St Petersburg
17(22.7%)
Cairo
16(21.3%)
Tokyo
18(24.0%)

Choose one

Tripe
6(8.0%)
Cabbage
49(65.3%)
Dog food
4(5.3%)
Locust
16(21.3%)

Choose one

Whips
10(13.2%)
Chains
9(11.8%)
Handcuffs
23(30.3%)
Blindfolds
34(44.7%)

Choose one

Eyeshadow
19(25.3%)
Eyeliner
29(38.7%)
Mascara
15(20.0%)
Eyebrow tweezers
12(16.0%)

Choose one

Arabella Figg
21(28.8%)
Radagast the Brown
33(45.2%)
Tycho Celchu
10(13.7%)
Drefan Rahl
9(12.3%)

Choose one

Bra and panties
35(46.1%)
Stockings and suspenders
18(23.7%)
Boxer shorts
12(15.8%)
Birthday suit
11(14.5%)

Choose one

Ready salted
17(22.7%)
Cheese and onion
12(16.0%)
Salt and vinegar
33(44.0%)
Smoky bacon
13(17.3%)

Choose one

Red
15(19.7%)
Green
19(25.0%)
Yellow
5(6.6%)
Blue
37(48.7%)

Choose one

Schoolgirl
33(43.4%)
Nurse
8(10.5%)
French Maid
10(13.2%)
Devil
25(32.9%)

Choos eone

Pointless
21(27.6%)
Very pointless
12(15.8%)
Stupidly pointless
7(9.2%)
I can't believe I filled this out
36(47.4%)

Choose one (or more)

Tickybox!
22(30.1%)
What is with this tickybox thing anyway?
4(5.5%)
Why do people do this?
2(2.7%)
I don't get it
4(5.5%)

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i'm trying to picture a madlibs with this ... *g*

One swift google for madlibs later:

Shaved Bo Peep has lost her suspenders and doesn't know where to find them. Leave them alone and they'll come home ticking their hair behind them. Pointless Bo Peep fell fast asleep and dreamt she heard them strip but when she awoke, she found it a joke, for still they all were flying. Then, up she took her little dodo determined for to find them. She found them indeed, but it made her heart dye for they'd left all their handcuffs behind them! It happened one day, as Bo Peep did stray onto a pepper near by - There she spied their girls, side by side, all hung on a tripe to dry. She heaved a sigh and wiped her eye. Over the hills she ate and tried what she could, as a good hairdresser should, that each tail should be properly placed.

i want an "all of the above" for #7!

I can think of other people that would too..

That's because some other people are perverts :)

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I also wonder what the proper plural of archaeopteryx is. Because I'm very tempted to make it archaeopterices, but I'm almost certain that that would be wrong. But then archaeopteryxes doesn't look right either. And once again, google comes to my aid. Apparently it should be archaeopteryges.

And google once again suggests a diet most probably of insects and/or small vertebrates. Personally, I think that the latter option sounds more plausible.

Apparently it should be archaeopteryges.

That's what I would have guessed.

But then, I'm biassed by having learned (Modern) Greek. (OTOH, -x can come from an underlying -g-s, -k-s, or -ch-s, IIRC, so it's not obvious what the stem is.)

Oh yes. I'd forgotten about that :)

Is this some weird dating scheme where you match us all up according to really odd criteria..?

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