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Raven
22(28.9%)
Penguin
29(38.2%)
Archaeopteryx
20(26.3%)
Dodo
5(6.6%)
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Shave your head
10(13.2%)
Get a mohawk
7(9.2%)
Dye your hair pink
34(44.7%)
Walk into a hairdresser's and say "do whatever you want with it, but make it shocking"
25(32.9%)
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Boys
19(25.0%)
Girls
27(35.5%)
Androgynes
25(32.9%)
Leeches
5(6.6%)
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Sea shells
34(45.3%)
Pickled pepper
11(14.7%)
Pheasant plucking
11(14.7%)
Red lorries
19(25.3%)
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New York City
24(32.0%)
St Petersburg
17(22.7%)
Cairo
16(21.3%)
Tokyo
18(24.0%)
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Tripe
6(8.0%)
Cabbage
49(65.3%)
Dog food
4(5.3%)
Locust
16(21.3%)
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Whips
10(13.2%)
Chains
9(11.8%)
Handcuffs
23(30.3%)
Blindfolds
34(44.7%)
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Eyeshadow
19(25.3%)
Eyeliner
29(38.7%)
Mascara
15(20.0%)
Eyebrow tweezers
12(16.0%)
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Arabella Figg
21(28.8%)
Radagast the Brown
33(45.2%)
Tycho Celchu
10(13.7%)
Drefan Rahl
9(12.3%)
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Bra and panties
35(46.1%)
Stockings and suspenders
18(23.7%)
Boxer shorts
12(15.8%)
Birthday suit
11(14.5%)
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Ready salted
17(22.7%)
Cheese and onion
12(16.0%)
Salt and vinegar
33(44.0%)
Smoky bacon
13(17.3%)
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Red
15(19.7%)
Green
19(25.0%)
Yellow
5(6.6%)
Blue
37(48.7%)
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Schoolgirl
33(43.4%)
Nurse
8(10.5%)
French Maid
10(13.2%)
Devil
25(32.9%)
Choos eone
Pointless
21(27.6%)
Very pointless
12(15.8%)
Stupidly pointless
7(9.2%)
I can't believe I filled this out
36(47.4%)
Choose one (or more)
Tickybox!
22(30.1%)
What is with this tickybox thing anyway?
4(5.5%)
Why do people do this?
2(2.7%)
I don't get it
4(5.5%)
Shaved Bo Peep has lost her suspenders and doesn't know where to find them. Leave them alone and they'll come home ticking their hair behind them. Pointless Bo Peep fell fast asleep and dreamt she heard them strip but when she awoke, she found it a joke, for still they all were flying. Then, up she took her little dodo determined for to find them. She found them indeed, but it made her heart dye for they'd left all their handcuffs behind them! It happened one day, as Bo Peep did stray onto a pepper near by - There she spied their girls, side by side, all hung on a tripe to dry. She heaved a sigh and wiped her eye. Over the hills she ate and tried what she could, as a good hairdresser should, that each tail should be properly placed.
And google once again suggests a diet most probably of insects and/or small vertebrates. Personally, I think that the latter option sounds more plausible.
That's what I would have guessed.
But then, I'm biassed by having learned (Modern) Greek. (OTOH, -x can come from an underlying -g-s, -k-s, or -ch-s, IIRC, so it's not obvious what the stem is.)