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Because I believe in recycling
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"This is interesting" will give away your LiveJournal password. It will also rewrite your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's thermostat so that all your ice cream melts. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play. It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-Aid in your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

"This is interesting" will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card. Such is the power of "This is interesting" -- it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

"This is interesting" moves your car randomly around parking lots, you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

"This is interesting" will give you Dutch elm disease. It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new snow blower.

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Re: irc last night

*InvaderZim* So, how is your weekend so far?
ERC> /msg InvaderZim pretty quiet. went out to see floatyfish and onib who
were holding a yard sale because they're moving, but it was all over, so
we went to lunch with them instead. randomly had huge nosebleed ("i
didn't leave it looking like no maxi pad"). came home. raised bugs and
attempted to stop panic about the livejournal exploit. ("it loads spyware
onto your computer! it divulges your password! it causes your girlfriend
to leave and your CD collection to get covered in peanut butter and the
sky to fall and the IMMINENT DEATH OF THE NET." okay, i made up the last
*InvaderZim* hahahaha

I deeply resent any Javascript hack that would chase gradeschoolers with my snow blower, knowing perfectly well that I would want to do THAT myself. How dare it deprive me of my fun so rudely!

Very nostalgia-inducing. You think a lot of your readers will remember it?

Probably not, but that's never stopped me before.

It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.

*cries* I already have nightmares about circus midgets, and I never clicked on the stupid thing!

oh noes! should we report it to the aboose teem???

I already love a penguin. Tux if you want to be specific. But he doesn't love me back...

Seriously, what you just described sounds like a bloke... ;)

'What I was thinking.

*snerk* Don't forget about the hole it'll put in the ozone layer. Oh, wait...

so that's where that kitten came from... *quakes in fear*

Please excuse me, I have to go submit a support request about this and then comment back two minutes later to ask why no one is answering and then comment back again to point out that I have looked at the board and everyone else is worried about it too, so somebody better hurry up and do something about it because obviously it's a huge problem and what am I not paying you people for!?

or not.

You forgot "plz comment on my journal dont reply to this since i wondt find the request again or aim me on XXcuteXXgirlXX or use my email __demonic__bitch__@hotmail.com not the one on my account since i dont use aol nemore".

OMG we need to update this onto status.livejournal.org....like, ASAP!!!1111135247

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