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John 8:3-11
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3The abuse team and the crew of LJDrama brought in a woman caught in throwing a public passive-agressive hissy-fit. They made her stand before the group 4and said to Jesus, "Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of throwing a public passive-agressive hissy-fit. 5In the Law Moses commanded us to make journal entries mocking and denouncing such women. Now what do you say?" 6They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him.

7But Jesus opened his journal client and started to write an unrelated entry. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "If any one of you is without drama, let him be the first to throw mud at her reputation." 8Again he sat down and carried on writing his entry.

9At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jesus was left, with the woman still standing there. 10Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?"

11"No one, sir," she said.

"Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of drama."

And in case anyone feels the need to ask, no, this isn't aimed at any one person or group. In fact, the event that made me think of it wasn't really dramatic. It's just a general sort of thing.

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I lessthanthree you for this, particuarly as drama ran up behind me with zero warning while I was on an extremely stressful vacation. :P


So... which client does Jesus use? :P

Phoenix, of course. What better client for the Resurrected? :P

Oh god, that's so awful it's fantastic. :P

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