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More valentine's day poetry
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Last year, I wrote some valentine's day poetry, and I figured that I'd mark today by writing some more, in the same vein:

Roses are red
Daffodils yellow
Pot is just green
And helps me get mellow

Roses are red,
Teals are teal
If I read you poems
Can I cop a feel?

Roses are red
Jet is pure black
I used to be a poet
But then because I couldn't get my lines to scan I got the sack

Roses are red
Plums are plum
And so plump and lovely
Just like your bum

Roses are red
Corals are coral
Writing bad poems
Is truly immoral
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Mine don't.

Ah, the classics....

Roses are red
And difficult to grow
You write bad poetry,
But I do love you so.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I


I love thee, I truly do (in a platonic, rather apathetic fashion) but... surely you know that schizophrenia isn't the same as multiple personality disorder (aka dissasociative identity disorder) at all?


Yeah, I just learned the poem before I learned the difference between schizophrenia and DID, and I can't change my memory of the poem. ;)

Okay :) It's one of my (many) wince-inducing-pet-peeves. I have several pet peeves, actually, none of which are housebroken yet. Oy vey...

You know, from the instant I saw the comment notification for Abe's comment, I just knew someone was going to pick up on that issue :)

(though my guess as to who it would be was wrong)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have MPD
Do you two?

Roses cause snot
Violets do too
I hate hayfever


and from the ministry of forced rhyme...

Roses are green
Violets are purple
Colourblindness sux0rz
and so does Livejournal

and from the ministry of gratuitous 1337...

R0535 r r3d
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|f u c4|/| r34d t|-||5
ur teh 1337 h4xx0r 2

Re: and from the ministry of gratuitous 1337...

And sadly, I can read that at the same speed that i can read normal text. But there's always the thinkgeek (I think) verison:

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

(which is silly really, because #FF0000 and #0000FF are ocmpletely the wrong shades of red and blue)

Re: and from the ministry of gratuitous 1337...

I thought the same thing! especially on the shirt, they don't match either roses, *or* the colors.

Scratches are red
Bruises are blue
I hate this holiday
I'm sure you all do too

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have ADD...
Oh, look! A butterfly!

[PS: I love your poems this year!]

roses are red
your eyes may be blue
i'm not quite sure
but you know i'll be true

or something. i dunno.

Roses are round
violets are square
this rhyme's not sensible
but you're not so that's fair.

Roses are red,
It's time for bed,
See you in mine
Or maybe in thine.

(I think I used thine wrong there. These are so dire, but they're making me giggle. Love you.)

while we're talking of "dire"...

    U R
  2 GOOD
+ 2 BE

Out with the old
In with the new
I hate V-day
How bout you?!

You guys rock.

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