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Laser eyes
delirium happy
I just had the best dream ever. I developed the ability to shoot lasers from my eyes, and used this skill to reduce the Empire State Building to slag. The following morning, newspaper headlines declared I was now "one eighth as unpopular and dishonourable as Nixon". Ouch.

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Silly newspapers. Really you'd have been doing the city a favor: absent that building to climb, any giant apes that happened to find their way to the city would clearly grow bored and wander off on their own.

The headlines ought to be heralding you! What a travesty. What. a. travesty.

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