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The perfect bacon sandwich
delirium happy
rho
It's been too long since I've posted anything really contraversial in here. The sort of thing likely to get people really riled and passionate, and start huge flame wars. Time to fix that.

Poll #798048 Bacon sandwich

A perfect bacon sandwich should be made with

streaky bacon
15(34.9%)
back bacon
28(65.1%)

which should be

smoked
32(74.4%)
unsmoked
11(25.6%)

and cooked so that it is

crispy
12(27.9%)
not crispy
5(11.6%)
just slightly crispy
26(60.5%)

which should be placed on

slices
22(51.2%)
a roll
21(48.8%)

of

white bread
30(71.4%)
brown bread
4(9.5%)
wholemeal bread
8(19.0%)

spread with

butter
19(44.2%)
margarine or some other butter substitute
7(16.3%)
cream cheese
0(0.0%)
nothing
17(39.5%)

with the following condiments

ketchup
8(19.5%)
brown sauce
8(19.5%)
mustard
2(4.9%)
mayonnaise
7(17.1%)
none
14(34.1%)

and thefollowing other ingredients


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I hate you and am very, very, very hungry now :(

Seconded - but without the hate.

Rho makes the most *delicious* bacon & brie butties :)

Brie and bacon? That sounds so very very wrong, I shall have to try it.

Ooh I wanna have Brie and mushrooms and my extras now...


sod it I really want a bacon brien and mushroom roll now...

evil rho :op

Ordinarily I hate white bread, but for a bacon roll I have to make an exception.

Perfect bacon sandwich:

Smoked back bacon, grilled or baked. Four rashers minimum between two unbuttered 1.5 cm thick (again a minimum) slices of poppy seed crusty bread.

If smoked bacon is not available then apply brown sauce or ketchup to taste, else enjoy unadulterated.

I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole!

I would just like to state that all people putting ketchup on their bacon butties are HEATHENS!!!! ;)

Where's the option for "Bacon sandwich? Ew! You people are on crack."? I like bacon. I even like bacon as a small part of a sandwich. But I can't fathom how anyone can make a sandwich where bacon is the main ingredient.

That somewhat loses its effect with that extra H in there...

No, no. The extra H makes it clear that this was said while eating a perfect bacon sandwich- clearly giving you the upper hand!

Yes! YES! Buah ha ha ha ha ha!

... Well, I suppose we all have to have our first "clicked the wrong comment link" moment eventually. Sorry about that!

Not sorry about the "ew" though.

*giggles muchly* Glad I'm not the only one making comment mistakes. :D

Agreed. Erm, how can one consume that much bacon as a meal? Side dish, yes. Condiment-sorta. But...eugh.

You know what this means? It means I have to go shopping tomorrow to buy more fake bacon.

I don't think I would have managed to last 15 years vege without fake bacon.

Oh man, now I want real bacon. Like whoa.

Why must treif taste so good?

Bacon is a flavouring, not a food. It works very well when wrapped around / complementing other food, but is a bit dull and meh on its own. Unless it's yummy sweetcure bacon.

The perfect bacon sandwich

(Anonymous)
Bacon sangers, with toasted bread with HP Sauce (Maybe lettuce & tomato if you can be bothered)
The BEST hangover cure money can buy!

Back Bacon? Streaky? Neither. The perfect sandwich is made with collar bacon, nice and square, just the right shape for a sandwich. The only problem is, you can't find it anymore (though you can get it occasionally at a farmer's market.) What sauce? O.K. Fruity Sauce, but you can't get that either. I blame Bloody supermarkets . . . . .

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