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The perfect bacon sandwich
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It's been too long since I've posted anything really contraversial in here. The sort of thing likely to get people really riled and passionate, and start huge flame wars. Time to fix that.

Poll #798048 Bacon sandwich

A perfect bacon sandwich should be made with

streaky bacon
15(34.9%)
back bacon
28(65.1%)

which should be

smoked
32(74.4%)
unsmoked
11(25.6%)

and cooked so that it is

crispy
12(27.9%)
not crispy
5(11.6%)
just slightly crispy
26(60.5%)

which should be placed on

slices
22(51.2%)
a roll
21(48.8%)

of

white bread
30(71.4%)
brown bread
4(9.5%)
wholemeal bread
8(19.0%)

spread with

butter
19(44.2%)
margarine or some other butter substitute
7(16.3%)
cream cheese
0(0.0%)
nothing
17(39.5%)

with the following condiments

ketchup
8(19.5%)
brown sauce
8(19.5%)
mustard
2(4.9%)
mayonnaise
7(17.1%)
none
14(34.1%)

and thefollowing other ingredients


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Oh man, now I want real bacon. Like whoa.

Why must treif taste so good?

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