Things that are annoying: Being woken up by the telephone ringing.
Things that are very annoying: Being woken up by the telephone and it being a wrong number.
Things that are extremely annoying: Being woken up by the telephone and it being a wrong number text message sent to my land line through the BT disembodied voice gateway thingy.
Things that are beyond annoying: Being woken up by the telephone and it being a wrong number text message sent to my land line through the BT disembodied voice gateway thingy and then not being able to get back to sleep for ages.
Things that are going to make me grouchy for the whole of today: Being woken up by the telephone and it being a wrong number text message sent to my land line through the BT disembodied voice gateway thingy and then not being able to get back to sleep for ages, and the having the phone ring again just as I was starting to get back to sleep, but then stop before I reached it.
"Damn and blast British Telecom!" said Dirk, the words coming easily through force of habit.
Personally, I have no time for the wretched thing. It nearly always indicates that someone who lacks the technical aptitude to successfully operate a mobile that can store multiple numbers per person is trying to contact us. An event which usually results in surreal and tiring randomness, tech support requests, questions which would be more effectively directed at Google or, on a bad day, all of above.
Re: "Damn and blast British Telecom!" said Dirk, the words coming easily through force of habit.
Re: "Damn and blast British Telecom!" said Dirk, the words coming easily through force of habit.
i would call you and send some love, but i don't like it would be appreciated.
so, e-love.
xoxoxo.
i go to bed too.