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Just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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delirium happy
A gift for the man who has everything: the all in one taser and mp3 player, with leopard print finish.

There just aren't enough words in the English language to adequately sum up how much this boggles my mind.

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Given that I frequently work around high-voltage electrical equipment, I've had the displeasure of receiving several real nasty electric shocks. Unsurprisingly, IT. REALLY. HURTS. Now, I don't know how this compares to being tasered (don't want to know, for that matter), but as far as I'm concerned a taser is nothing more than legalized torture device, and has no place even in law enforcement. The fact that they're now being actively pushed to the general public and being "softened" (if you get my point) is beyond frightening and appalling.

That takes the notion of "techno" to a frightening new level. D:

It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping!

Hey, are you okay? Your prolonged silence is worrying.

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