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Random tidbits from the day
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1. I believe I may have jumped the shark. Earlier today, I thought the phrase "malaise of nihilistic ennui" in a serious, non-ironic way. Help

2. I had the following little ditty going around in my head earlier today: "On my fee-eet, on my fee-ee-ee-eet, so-o-ocks, so-o-ocks, socks socks, they're on my feet, on my fee-ee-ee-eet..." to the tune of Zombie by The Cranberries. This leads me to conclude that not only have I jumped the shark, but I have also completely lost the plot.

3. And finally, almost 2 decades after leaving my Catholic upbringing, I'm wondering if a Confession could actually be fun. There must be some sort of pleasure to be had with going into a confessional, starting with "forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 17 years since my last confession", progressing through all the many and varied sins I've committed in that time (and boy have there been a lot), and finally ending, when told one's penance with, "I'm sorry, but I don't remember the words to that one. Do you think God would mind if I mumbled?"

While I wouldn't ever do this (probably), the fact that trolling the Catholic Church seems appealing does give me a little hope for myself after all.

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I had the following little ditty going around in my head earlier today: "On my fee-eet, on my fee-ee-ee-eet, so-o-ocks, so-o-ocks, socks socks, they're on my feet, on my fee-ee-ee-eet..." to the tune of Zombie by The Cranberries.

Gargh, bastard earworm!

I vote you get the train up to Lincolnshite, and then we drive to rho's in order to kill her lots.

Better to use a cruise missile or something. It's transport chaos weekend.

I submit that rho should jump over an actual shark. Also, there should be video footage.

While I wouldn't ever do this (probably), the fact that trolling the Catholic Church seems appealing does give me a little hope for myself after all.

A+++++++

"Malaise of nihilistic ennui" sounds like something from Masterchef. "My main course will be grilled sea bass with wild rocket, served on a malaise of nihilistic ennui". Yes. I think I'll take up cooking just so that I can use that line.

Bravo you, that entertained me no end.

#2 - I love it. I've done similar, though not about socks,and not to that song. I'll probably end up singing that in the future anyway. :)

the fact that trolling the Catholic Church seems appealing does give me a little hope for myself after all.

Made. Of. Win.
And bonus points for the song :)

heehee, I heart all of the above. Especially #3. I was so happy to be excommunicated!

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