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I'm in your burger van, stealing your cheese
road sign, I'm with stupid
A BAG of grated cheese was stolen from Tony's burger van near B&Q on Water Street, Chorley. The cheese, worth £7.50, was stolen between 9am and 9.30am last Monday.

Genuine news clipping from the Chorley Guardian. Personally, I just can't imagine why such an important story didn't get more column inches.

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Needs more witty Metro-esque picture+caption going on. Maybe they could consult a leading cheeseologist too.

Hey, it's worth fifteen dollars. That's money!

Sometimes the milk gets stolen from my doorstep.


That is Chorley.

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