I just had to share this IM transcript, for the immense wrongness of it all. As we join the conversation,
rho is playing the advanced test chamber stages of Portal, and gnashing her teeth at their unforgiving nature.
[01:02:06]
rho: whoever designed these levels is evil enough for the evil league of evil
[01:03:25]
sarianna: ....YOU DID NOT JUST PUT GLaDOS/BAD HORSE SLASH IN MY HEAD
[01:03:48]
rho: i'm sorry, but apparently i did :D
[01:03:52]
rho: (ps, not sorry)
[01:03:55]
sarianna: AND YOU'RE NOT SORRY
[01:04:02]
rho: (pps, plz to be writing)
[01:04:04]
sarianna: ....i still love you
[01:04:07]
sarianna: *snrk*
[01:06:17]
rho: it could be a beautiful romance. glados applies to join the evil league of evil, and then as bad horse watches her, she watches bad horse, and... yeah
[01:06:47]
sarianna: .....dear g-d, NO
[01:07:11]
rho: aww, why not? :(
[01:08:07]
sarianna: can you imagine the music?
[01:09:25]
rho: and believe me i am still a horse. and when you're dying i'll be still a horse. and when you're dead i will be still a horse. still a horse. still bad horse, bad horse, bad horse bad horse bad horse.
[01:10:59]
rho: yay! i made it up that jump!
[01:11:11]
rho: now. to figure out how the hell to do the next bit
[01:11:14]
sarianna: i think i'm going to fall in some acid to get that out of my brain
[01:11:33]
rho: my pleasure :)
I assume this is advanced level 18? That one's awesome fun!
Edit: And about an hour after that, I'm finally done.
Edited at 2009-01-07 02:37 (UTC)
I like to take them out by having one fly into another to knock it off its perch. Very satisfying!
I might go back and do it again and take out the turrets, just for the satisfaction of revenge.
("Oh, Bad Horse, you're so delicious and moist!")
Um. Yes. By which I mean, I've done 13-17, and just have 18 left now to get my vanilla crazy cake. 18 is a highly advance form of masochism, but I'm going... oh, who am I kidding? Highly advanced forms of masochism are right up my alley.
The companion cube is mine! Nobody else can have it! *clings*
(And I finally beat the last of the advanced maps. Yay.)
I'll be over in the corner with a steel wire bottle brush and a gallon of bleach. O_o
You're a bad person and you should feel bad about yourself.